Sweet, sweet music

They say that French is a beautiful language, but when you get a certain famous Frenchie speaking English, it also comes out all frilly and high class sounding. She adds some great flavoring to the language. Some examples:

"August is the month where the less things happen in France, it seems like someone suddenly unplugged the wire : every shop closes, not even to mention the administration, everybody's on his way to holiday, building up huge traffic jams everywhere in the country. and the France Sleeping Beauty shall wake up only when the first leave falls, time for the first day of school, time to go back to work..."

"and it almost felt like Ghana two days ago, when the water was cut for 36hrs. !!! my brothers went as good as mad, wondering how i could've put up with it, swearing their great gods they'd never go to Africa !"

-i HAVE to shake off that spleen!!!
-what is it there that could do as a ... how was it... "red herring"?
-and we had what the Brits call a whale of a time!!! ;D
-I miss you, dear Amys
-and if he's a nutella-fan, my god, you really found the rare pearl!

Frenchie--we miss you!
Happy Birthday a bit late!